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双语笑话:我为啥炒掉了秘书  

2011-02-09 17:47:11|  分类: 拼命找乐 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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原文:http://www.funnyandjokes.com/why-i-fired-my-secretary.html

Why I fired My Secretary

我为啥开除了秘书

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.

这是一个真实的故事。上星期,我四十岁生日,早上好像没有人把我叫醒,所以我尽力醒来,然后下楼吃早饭。我期待这老婆会笑眯眯的对我说“生日快乐”,然后或许还会有一个小礼物。结果,老婆只说了早上好,没有“生日快乐”。我想.....嗯,这就是婚姻,但是孩子们......他们会记得的。

My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn't say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.

孩子们蹦蹦跳跳冲下楼梯,吃了早饭,居然连一句话都没有对我说。当我走出房子去工作的时候,感觉无比沮丧万分失望。

As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o'clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your Birthday, why don't we go out for lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Joanne, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

我走进办公室的时候,我的秘书左安妮说:“老板早上好,顺便问候你,生日快乐!”我感觉稍微好了一些,至少有人记得我的生日。我如行尸走肉一般的工作到下午一点。左安妮敲门,说:“你看,外面天气真好,而且今天是你生日,不如我们出去吃饭,就你和我。”我说:“谢谢,左安妮,这是我今天听到的最好的事,我们走。”

We went to lunch but not where we'd normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't have to go right back to the office, do we?" I replied with "I suppose not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment, it's just around the corner."

我们没有去平常去的地方吃饭。她带我去了一个安静的小酒馆,还是包间。我们喝了一些混合饮料,我美美的饱餐了一顿。在回办公室的路上,左安妮说:“你看,天气这么好......我们不要立即回办公室吧?”我答到:“不要吧?你要干啥?”她说:“到我的公寓去吧,就在拐角处。”

After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, "Boss if you don't mind, I'm goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...

到了他的公寓后,左安妮转过身来对我说:“老板,如果你不介意的话,我要去卧室一下,就几分钟,很快回来。”“好啊。”我答道,有些冲动。她进了卧室,过了几分钟,出来了,端着一个好大的生日蛋糕...

Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

后面跟着我老婆,我的孩子们,还有一群我的朋友和同事,他们一起唱着“生日快乐”。

And I just sat there...

可我坐在那里....

On the couch...

在沙发上......

Naked.

一丝不挂.

 

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